My Experience Yesterday will Make you Cry With Me

Yesterday was the saddest day I have lived all my
life.
I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously
complaining about her stolen phone. So I went
close to her to listen to what she was saying. I
was also downloading something with my phone at
the same time, immediately she saw my phone she
told the crowd that's her phone which was a
Samsung galaxy S6 Edge...
For a moment i couldn't even open my mouth,I
was so confused. she held me and slapped me.
The crowd also attempted to beat me up. But
luckily a policeman was passing by and he came
into the scene. He asked what was going on and i
explained with tears all over my face.
He sent me to the police station together with the
woman and I still explained to the policeman that i
was innocent. Now I actually believe the Police is
indeed one's friend. So the policeman asked the
woman to call her phone, she called and a girl
picked and told the woman it was her daughter.
The girl told the woman that she left her phone at
home when she was leaving to town. At this point
I even cried more and more because I had already
been disgraced.
Men! Yeye smell no be small ooo!
The policeman told the woman to settle me with
some money. The woman then pulled 5million
naira out of her bag and wanted to hand it over to
me but it was just too much for me so i just
opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went
to urinate.
Please do you think I should go back to sleep? Lol